Spelling! They always hog the puck. Whats Forrest Gumps password? Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? What does a baby computer call his father? What did the right eye say to the left eye? With ten-tickles. The guys also discuss the Netflix series "Full Swing" and Bobby talks about hopefully playing at the Masters one day. They also share their favorite things to watch right now and what obsessions they dont understand. He was outstanding in his field. Give them a reason to smile at their phone today. If you're not sure what to say when you meet someone new, a good joke or pun can break the ice. What has more lives than a cat? Find out what job Lunchbox auditioned for and if he got it! He wanted to make a clean getaway. Did you hear that Im reading a book about anti-gravity? The P is silent. Then it would be a foot. How do you make Lady Gaga mad? iHeartMedia is the exclusive podcast partner of Pushkin Industries. Lack of concentration. Its a faux pa. What do you call a pig that does karate? How do you make an octopus laugh? A dino-snore! Find out why it took him three times to create this album. She confronts the conflicting stories people have told themselves about the crime because of an unexpected development: the arrest of a former Laramie police officer accused in the murder. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Friday Morning Dance Party. Amy Tells A Family Friendly Joke on the Morning Corny Bobby Bones Show 229K subscribers Subscribe 104 31K views 5 years ago What did the horse chew with his mouth open? Morgan and Scuba discuss the foods that are unique to the United States and whether hat-fishing and women wearing make-up are the same thing. Plus, it's Friday so we share a new round of fun facts to bring into the weekend! 94.9 FM, 95 KSJ. Why is the grass so dangerous? They want to know when he will be off the show. He knew a shortcut. What do sea monsters eat? Nacho cheese. Wheeee! An outlet mall. Morbid is a true crime, creepy history and all things spooky podcast hosted by an autopsy technician and a hairstylist. Automatically create a beautiful, listener-friendly podcast site from your RSS feed. Of course, you can always text these funny jokes to the friends you've already made. Why cant you trust duck doctors? Plus, a car that will repossess itself if you dont pay. Season two, Mob Land, is about a high-rolling lawyer who joins forces with the feds to try to bring down one of the most powerful criminal syndicates in the country. A woman who cut off a boyfriends penis after he threatened to leak sex tape, how to get free trips to Aruba, and we record an video. Why are elephants wrinkly? If you receive a picture of some meat in a tin from me at your email address. They were below sea level. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? Plus, it's Friday which means we share some new fun facts you can bring into your weekend! You put a little boogie in it. Hang out with Michael J, Ty Bailey & Corey Calhoun while listening to today's best country music in the DMV! A listener called into The Bobby Bones Show requesting that Amy share some Morning Cornies but after dark versions. They asked for our opinion on giving your boss gifts and want to know what everyone on the show would do. What did one snowman say to the other? What did the science book say to the math book? What do you call banana peel shoes? What did the snail say when it was riding on the turtles back? Plus, Raymundo is such a big fan of this artist, he's flying to Vegas to see him! If it had four doors it would be called a chicken sedan. He got lost at C. Why cant you trust the king of the jungle? I love the way the Earth rotatesit really makes my day! Why dont they play poker in the jungle? Nothing. 95 KSJ number 1 for Todays Best Country and home of the Bobby Bones Show every weekday morning. They both have the same middle name. Plus, it's Friday so we share a new round of fun facts to bring into the weekend! See http://draftkings.com/sportsbook for details. Then, find out how Eddie's son almost lost his finger! The culture at the job is that everyone buys the boss a gift for every occasion, but they are conservative with money. Tonight's Joke for Tomorrow's Students! Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas, Tonights Joke for Tomorrows Students Why dont elephants use computers? What do you call a sleeping bull? They think he is unprofessional, shows no respect and is rude on-air. In case he got a hole in one. What did one hat say to the other? A wise quacker. (Fri Early Bird) Is Lunchbox Starting An OnlyFans? Jan 24, 2021 - Explore Bekki Kendall's board "The morning corny", followed by 143 people on Pinterest. For drizzle! What do you call a man that irons clothes? This part of the podcast is just the best 7 bits from the show this week that I countdown from 7 to 1. What does a spy do when he gets cold? He wanted to find Pluto! You stay here. Mailbag: A listener is a big fan of the show, except for Lunchbox. What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine? This weekend includes Ashley McBryde, Bobby's career story and much more! When do computers overheat? Coleman Crawley is in-fact a real person and he is in Nashville with his wife, Emily as they both join the podcast in the studio. Then, Lunchbox does the water bottle test on his wife to find out if she's cheating hear if she passes the test or not. Just let it fall. Tomb it may concern. Why couldnt the pirate learn the alphabet? Mailbag: a listeners 9-year-old son has a girlfriend and hes starting to have some relationship problems and is starting to get angry and upset with her. The Bobby Bones Show Bobby's Been Having a Week of Good Decisions Mar 01, 2023 Michael J. Luke Bryan cuts price on his Beach house for sale. How did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he was sitting on the deck! What do you call it when Batman skips church? What did the cake say to the fork? Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? The only place you can hear Amy's unedited Morning Corny: After Dark: Christmas Edition is right here! See if he is coffin. What runs but never goes anywhere? Plus, Bobby is having a 'week of good decisions' and he made his best decision yesterday! (Fri Full Show) Ashley McBryde Is In-Studio Talking About Her New Song, Why She Was Known As "Lady Jukebox" & More! Find out what it is! To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. When autocomplete results are available use up and down arrows to review and enter to select. Then, Lunchbox does the water bottle test on his wife to find out if she's cheating hear if she passes the test or not. Find out why Bobby and Eddie have started to time their pees and what their average time was. You cant iron them. A satis-factory. The bartender said, Sorry, we dont serve breakfast.. How can you tell its a dogwood tree? Enjoy! Why dont you buy things with Velcro? Your Home of the Bobby Bones Show! A receding hare line. Get the best corny jokes below! Founded in 2010, Thought Catalog is owned and operated by The Thought & Expression Company, Inc. For over a decade, we've been at the bleeding edge of media, pioneering an infrastructure for creatives to flourish both artistically and financially. Put this image on your website to promote the show -, Report inappropriate content or request to remove this page. Win Your Trip to Our 2023 iHeartRadio Music Awards! How did the black cats end their fight? How did the barber win the race? Then, Amy hosts the abbreviation game after her son asked her what Wi-Fi stood for and she didn't know! What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. Its a lighthearted nightmare in here, weirdos! A garbage truck! Iron Man. Lean beef. Then, Eddie almost ran out of gas and what happened next was something out of a Disney movie! So today, we made sure to share a few to appease the listener request and for anyone else who wanted to hear them. Plus, hear the recent crazy Uber rides Lunchbox and Morgan had and what happened. We share the top five rejected segments from the past month that didn't make it on to the show! They want to know when he will be off the show. These corny jokes will make everyone with a sense of humor laugh until their face hurts. Hear if you know what these abbreviations stand for. A father-in-law. What kind of shoes do robbers wear? So true! Raymundo has been asking other people for job advice to DJs. Why did the kid stock up on yeast? What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot? The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity! Its full ofblades. She doesnt want this to affect his friendships at school and isnt sure if she should try to break them up or let it play out on their own. Why are frogs are so happy? In-depth interviews with songwriters, producers and artists in Nashville that reveal the stories behind the biggest songs, candid anecdotes and personal stories. Then, hear why Bobby's house alarm went off at two in the morning and why he was really scared. His parents were in a jam. Follow the Show: @25WhistlesFollow the Crew:@MrBobbyBones@KickoffKevin@ColemanCrawley@ProducerEddie@MikeDeestroSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Between you and me, something smells. Whats the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? A sour puss. Here are some corny jokes to share with your friends and family. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? The Bobby Bones Show Brantley Gilbert Sweepstakes, Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. Season three, Never Seen Again, tells the story of two women, living on opposite sides of the country, who went missing in the summer of 1999. Attire. Every play has a cast. And if he's ever seen an UFO! It will show everyone youre funny and prove you have a great sense of humor. Amy: a mom, a wife, and co-host of The Bobby Bones Show & The Country Top 30 with Bobby. Media. Mailbag: A listener just broke up with her boyfriend of four years and is finding it hard to listen to The Bobby Bones Show now because they used to bond over it and it reminds her of him. Tu-lips. Why cant you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? The show doesn't tend to do the dark morning cornies because they are a little bit NSFW and we have a lot of kids listening to the show. Here are a few to start off with: These clean, corny jokes and puns will give everyone a good laugh without making anyone uncomfortable. Why are there gates surrounding cemeteries? What do you call a blind dinosaur? What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race? 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